Do We Love Our Diseases?
A Micromanagement Thesaurus
Pointy Haired Boss: Build a new server to replace the one with the corrupt operating system.Dilbert: That’s what I’m doing right now.Pointy Haired Boss: Recover the data from the bad server and put it on the new one.Dilbert: That’s the whole point.Pointy Haired Boss: Then see if you can reinstall the operating system on the old one and redeploy it.Dilbert: Do you have any instructions that are not blindingly obvious?Pointy Haired Boss: This is called managing. The alternative is chaos.Dilbert: How did you just make chaos sound like a good thing?Pointy Haired Boss: You should test the new server.Dilbert: Seriously, can we try the chaos thing?—Scott Adams
Why Micromanage?
The best executive is the one who has sense enough to pick good men to do what he wants done, and self-restraint to keep from meddling with them while they do it.—Theodore Roosevelt
More and more people in the workforce—and most knowledge workers—will have to manage themselves.—Peter Drucker
The Antonym of Micromanagement
Surround yourself with the best people you can find, delegate authority, and don’t interfere as long as the policy you’ve decided upon is being carried out.—Ronald Reagan